“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.”
Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
sunday night fever
Saffy: I am not fat! I’m pregnant!
Eddy: Pregnant?
Saffy: Yes.
Eddy: Darling…
Saffy: What do you think?
Eddy: Darling I think you should tell people as soon as you see them, you don’t want them thinking you’re fat!
diz o seinfeld
«I enjoy any sporting event where nations get involved, I find that the most exciting. The Olympics is really my favourite sporting event, although I think I have a problem with that silver medal. I think if I was an Olympic athlete I would rather come in last than win the silver, if you think about it. You know, you win the gold, you feel good. You win the bronze, you think “well at least I got something”. But you win that silver, that’s like “congratulations, you… almost won”. “Of all the losers, you came in first of that group”. “You’re the number 1 loser”. “No one lost ahead of you”.
So many events of the Olympics don’t make sense to me, I don’t understand their connection to any reality like… like in the winter Olympics, they have that Biathlon, you know that one? That combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun? How many alpine snipers are into this? To me it’s like combining swimming and strangle a guy, why don’t we have that? That makes absolutely as much sense to me, just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.»